Does anyone else besides me remember the commercial “Lock it and pocket the key”? It was designed to remind us to lock our cars and take the key with us. Wow. Does anyone leave their car unlocked anymore? Hey! Maybe that campaign worked!
Well, this isn’t about locking your car.
It is about a strange item I have noticed that is locked up. For my male readers, you have been warned. You are about to enter….The Women’s Bathroom!!!!!!
(Let’s be honest. They are more interested than ever now…)
In my latest trips to public restrooms, I have noticed something I found very odd. There is a lock on the little box where women deposit used items in the stalls. (I’m still considering the men’s feelings here. We women know exactly what I’m talking about.) A lock on the box. A lock? Really? Is this a crime that has gone unreported? Has Channel 5 News not investigated this? Why is there a lock on here? Are there women out there that want that stuff? Used?!?!?! Blech! Someone suggested that maybe girls use it as a prank. Oh my gosh! Those are some twisted girls! Therapy needed in Aisle 1! If this is the case, maybe we need to start a support group. We could call it GPA-Gross Pranksters Anonymous. When I was in high school, girls used to put pads on other girls’ lockers just to embarrass and humiliate them. But, believe me. They were unused.
I’ve asked several people about this, and they are as perplexed as I am. Of course they’ve never noticed it. That’s just some weird thing I do, looking for something about which to blog. I would love to know if anyone on this planet knows why these are locked up.